Sorry to hear about the spandex, Boofer.
About 2 decades ago I was carrying an awful lot of firewood up some very steep and narrow stairs and used the time to think about a special step aerobics video and the spandex outfit would be available in a lumberjack plaid. (which would probably scare some lumberjacks
) I thought there'd be a coupon that the buyer could use to mail away for 3 pieces of firewood for only $19.99 plus shipping ($40 shipping). Yes, I really did spend too much time carrying wood to feed the 3 wood stoves that were my heat and cooking appliances. Pity that I was someone who didn't really need any additional exercise when considering I was farming about 80n hours a week. I would have gladly let someone who needed the exercise carry ALL my firewood for me!