Don't worry about how long it will keep , just eat it !
John said he cheesed you , but I don't see any cheeses , ( he must not have pushed the cheese button hard enough
) , so let me give you one now !
EAT that sucker , and enjoy , you deserve it , good cheese !!
Your "chuffed"
? , that must be and English thing , I like it !
CHEEZ ON !!