You have no idea how right you are. I thought I had the courage so I opened it up. This was the result of only smelling it. This cheese has super human strength.
Sigh, now I know how Neil Diamond and John Travolta feel.
If we could all keep me in your thoughts this next few days I may try again son. Wouldn't you know this is a 3.5 pound cheese. That's a lot of hair.