Ben, I share your frustration, I can't think of any more ideas than Debi's reply.
I think I read in a different one of Debi's posts that after pressing she air drys outside her cave fridge and she lives in a dry climate.
Also, your curds before pressing could be very different moisture content to Debi depending on their acidity and how much temp and time you washed them for.
All in, I'd keep trying to rescue your cheese with removing from bag, wiping with vinegar (I think the recommendation is), and if possible, leaving in a dryer place for two days before resealing in a new clean bag (don't worry if the rind gets dry, when you bag, the moisture content will equalize and the hard rind will go away) and next batch wash more to shrink curds further before pressing.