Hiya Mouldy from Houston, welcome!
I'm from Vancouver and my wife's from Calgary but these days we live in Houston suburbia, no animals. In early Sep after dropping our daughter at Edmonton to start college she drove with her sister & brother in law to SW Manitoba for Labour Day weekend to see their cabin, long drive! Also, her brother and family live in Winnipeg, also when I phone IT dept for computer help at my employer, I get HP in Winnepeg, so I guess all roads lead to Manitoba!
Lots of info here, Search tool is your friend, there is a how to use it optimally in the FAQ section, if you can't find an answer to your problem there is a Problems/Solutions Board if you want to get some fast support.