I'm being creative here so it might not be to your liking.
Here goes, anyhow...
How about making a simple quick cream cheese?
When you are ready spread generously over your favourite crackers.
Here comes the speciality flourish...
Grate over a flavoursome layer of Parmesan to taste.
Finely slice tomato, cucumber, halve some olives and pickled onions.
Make a big heap of the above and retire to a quiet corner to devour your efforts
Share with someone you love.